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Top 40 Demotivational Posters

You'll probably know them. They're created by the most creative smart-asses on the net. They don't really have a good use, but they make me smile: Demotivational Posters. Here are my favorite 40 of them.

Demotivational Posters

Oh, now I think I'm going to be replaced by a robot.

If you want to make your own demotivational poster, go to Despair or BigHugeLabs. Feel free to submit your creations in the comments.

All these images are found randomly around the internet, but some contacted me most of them are from Despair

and from Gen[M]ay. For more posters, check those sites. I just listed a top 40 here. If you know more source sites, please contact me.

If you want to print these posters, you could use Poster Forge or Blockposters to do so.


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Jon - Cosinkaerfinky   2007-10-03 03:31:30
Gravatar image THIS WAS AWESOME
Kathy   2010-04-16 20:47:47
Gravatar image :woohoo: These are a great collection. Thanks for taking the time.
I Know Hot To Write English   2010-05-19 09:59:30
Gravatar image "These are a great collection."
Joe   2010-06-06 03:03:32
Gravatar image "I know hot to write English"
CawaNinjaTurtl - LOLPWNED   2010-06-08 21:54:31
Gravatar image Indefinitely treated. Oh. :whistle:
Briget   2012-04-25 01:20:18
Gravatar image [b]ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
they can hear, and see what your visually thinking
this is the absolute complete truth

The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces, segregate from everybody else-only associate with Asians and don't associate with non Asians that much, and are very unfriendly in general is to avoid accidentally revealing that they can read minds. If all over a billion Asians where to show facial expressions all the time just as much as non Asians, integrate and associate with non Asians much more, and be much more friendly and talkative, then a lot of them might accidentally reveal that they can read minds by accidentally showing a facial expression or dirty look when someone thinks, or visually pictures something in their mind they don't like, find astonishing, or funny etc because those people might see that and and really wonder what that was that just happened there and see the connection, and they might accidentally say something similar to what the person was just thinking and going to say. If they all associated with non Asians a lot more then there would be a lot more people around for them to accidentally show facial expressions when those people think things they don't like etc, so they segregate and only associate with Asians so there won't be anyone around for them to see that and have any accidents happen in the first place.

Think about it, it's not normal how a lot of them act, it's not normal human behavior! and the entire way they act is all to hide their mind reading abilities, it makes perfect sense to do all of that to hide that they can read minds, because all of that is the perfect way to do it!
Every single Asian alive is hiding their mind reading abilities, they don't want ANYBODY to know that they can read minds, they will always deny that they can read minds, they will lie about having mind reading abilities forever!!!
Because they value hiding their mind reading abilities more then their own lives!
That's why nobody knows about it!

Try thinking, best yet visually picturing in your mind something absolutely crazy as you possibly can when you are around Asians, and try looking for Asians who give people particular looks, especially dirty looks for what appears to be for completely no reason, that is them giving people looks when they hear and visually see someone thinking something they don't like, find astonishing, or funny etc.
It still happens despite a large percentage of Asians having completely expressionless faces all the time, it would just happen a lot more if none of them had completely expressionless faces all the time, it's still not uncommon!

I know this may sound crazy, impossible and unbelievable, BUT IT ISN'T CRAZY WHEN ITS TRUE

You have to spread the message!!!!!!
The world has to know about this!!!!!![/b]
Asian   2012-07-06 10:47:14
Gravatar image Good job one more retard found in the world.
FrankWartan   2013-04-06 16:41:22
Gravatar image He just went Full Retard mode, didn't he. NEVER go in Full Retard mode
steve - DR   2012-07-25 15:00:27
Gravatar image Thanks for sharing dumb ass.
Meme   2012-08-04 09:19:09
Gravatar image U stupid racists
small asian child - Thanks   2012-08-11 22:03:50
Gravatar image Oh no you found us out.


...Seriously, what the hell? Is this for real? Asians don't segregate from other people, or have expressionless faces. Probably you're thinking about the stereotypical seriousness, because of most Asian families competitiveness. We interact with others. And if we had any superpower, I sure hope it isn't mind reading.

nice theory though.
Shocked - Disturbing   2012-11-29 21:09:10
Gravatar image That was so unbelievably racist! I guess race-relations in America are still messed-up if you have morons like Briget (by the way, your name is a typo! I guess the stupid apple didn't fall far from the stupid tree) expressing their narrow-minded and backward views.
Gahagafaga - Not so bad   2012-12-18 23:14:35
Gravatar image It wasn't THAT racist... it's not like Briget wrote that orientals talk like «ching chong chin chin ching» all day.
The two posters above me are i   2011-02-18 18:58:56
Gravatar image "These are a great collection" -...is perfectly acceptable English you fucks. You both fail, at failing. Google that, i'm sure there's an appropriate d-poster JUST for you.
Pete - re:   2011-02-22 21:00:36
Gravatar image
The two posters above me are i wrote:
"These are a great collection" -...is perfectly acceptable English you fucks. You both fail, at failing. Google that, i'm sure there's an appropriate d-poster JUST for you.


Actually, instead of getting all intense and sarcastic, you should probably realize that it ISN'T perfect grammar.
"These are a great collection"
First: "THESE" is used in reference to multiples
Second: "Collection" is a singular item. The word collection refers to a group which can consist of many but the word itself is singular.
SO, you have "THESE", (a word refering to multiple) talking about a "Collection" (a singular item"
So no, it's actually wrong, but who gives a shit. We all understood the meaning.
So Take yourself to anger management or go try sounding important somewhere you might actually be right.
blah   2011-03-04 07:03:51
Gravatar image LOL he/she failed at failing at...failing. i think.
blah   2011-03-04 07:05:45
Gravatar image LOL FAIL
blah   2011-03-04 07:06:39
Gravatar image ya kno u just replied 2 urself FFFAAAIIILLL
Anonymous - hukt own fonix werkt phoure me two!   2012-02-26 20:41:33
Gravatar image Perhaps she failed to fail at failing?

Just another grammatical observation.
Really??? - Who cares???   2011-04-04 18:21:31
Gravatar image HeyProfessor, who honestly gives a fuck? If someone speaks bad english, it means they probably one more language than you
bob - tttt   2011-12-15 00:23:46
Gravatar image :0
Arama - ...?   2012-02-23 04:12:18
Gravatar image What?
your mom - re: Who cares???   2012-03-20 21:59:38
Gravatar image
Really??? wrote:
HeyProfessor, who honestly gives a fuck? If someone speaks bad english, it means they probably one more language than you


you obviously don't care since you can't remember to throw in words that stress the importance of the message your trying desperately to relay. Just because some one understands things that are initially taught to third graders doesn't mean they are a professor. Get off the internet and read a book.
Vagface   2012-03-24 11:53:20
Gravatar image :dry: someone is one word professor douche
Hewey   2011-04-06 18:10:33
Gravatar image 'These are a great collection' is in fact grammatically correct :-)

These (more than one individual item) are (present perfect) a (singular pronoun) great (!) collection (collective of individual [related] items).
Grammar |Police   2012-01-02 11:34:40
Gravatar image You just called "a" a singular pronoun. That makes me cringe. "A" is an indefinite article.
obloodyhell - And yet...   2012-03-13 04:07:30
Gravatar image
Quote:
You just called "a" a singular pronoun. That makes me cringe. "A" is an indefinite article.


... And yet, the basic element of what was said is still correct. The OP of the comment being "corrected" was correct, the above error aside.

It's not the way most people would say or parse it but it IS accurate
Rita   2012-07-03 03:57:19
Gravatar image It really doesn't matter, but if we're really going to look at it, it's incorrect. The word 'collection' is a collective noun, therefor referred as a whole, or as one. The word these refers to multiple nouns, so nouns in their plural form. The verb 'are' is used to refer to 2nd person or 3rd person plural. Plural. This is obviously in 3rd person, plural. I am, we are. you are, you are. she/he/it is, they are. Had he/she said 'These are good collections' it would be correct. I wouldn't care much for this if everyone wasn't making such a big deal out of it. The person who wrote it [quote][/quote] <img src=ide:' /> probably speaks more than one language and doesn't speak English too well. It's also possible that they aren't the type of person who is compelled to formulate sentences and spell words correctly, like I am. Okay?Posted image[code][/code]
The Man   2012-07-25 21:44:12
Gravatar image I are good at make sentance.
Anonymous   2013-03-13 00:52:40
Gravatar image I disagree in the sense that there are numerous amounts of people who simply give no grammatical fuck.
Speaking another language does not mean you will suck at it, nor does sucking at a language mean you speak another language.

If I went around intentionally fucking up every sentence as if I were a retard would that mean I spoke another language? No.
I do speak another language and am learning a third. Do I automatically suck at either?
Actually my Latino heritage aside you would think I was not born American. when I spoke.
Anonymous   2013-03-13 00:49:00
Gravatar image Pete's correction still stands, this person is grammatically incorrect...

collection is singular, regardless of what it is refering to...plural would be collections, meaning more than one collection. Using the world collection refers to THE collection or A collection.
These are great.
This collection is great.
These collections are great. (though this one wouldn't make as much sense either since it is a single collection)
guy   2011-09-05 01:07:09
Gravatar image burn
Anonymous   2011-11-19 01:37:58
Gravatar image kk, we really dont give a shit dumfuk
u dont have to be a know it all
corey   2012-01-09 07:10:38
Gravatar image shut up idiot its the internet who cares get a life and stop trying to sound sophisticated everyone is entitled to an opinion so shut the fuck up you 30 year old virgin :evil:
Xander   2012-02-05 08:11:23
Gravatar image Yeah, um, Corey? You're right, everyone is entitled to an opinion, but that's flawed because your opinion could be that everybody is equal and women actually have rights, but mine could be FUCK YOU AND GO DIE.

And by your logic, there isn't a damn thing you could do about it...So yeah, fuck off and die.
Aaron   2012-05-12 12:17:04
Gravatar image Actually he didn't say it was correct, he said it was acceptable. Which it is.
Also, this point could be debated forever with valid points being made on both sides. So both of you should probably stop trying to sound smart.
Rita   2012-07-03 03:38:19
Gravatar image Well, I was going to say that, since I tend to correct people's grammar, but you got it first. :)
Rita - Oops   2012-07-03 03:40:00
Gravatar image Ugh. I replied to the wrong comment. I meant to reply to the one below this. Sorry.
Anonymous - Seriously?   2011-03-17 06:01:03
Gravatar image 'Collection' is a singular noun... had there been more than just one , "these are great collections" would be correct. Unfortunately, there was only one :( You have FAILED epically, not only at grammar, but at attempting to make others feel incompetent. Slow clap for you my friend... well done.
arthfarth   2011-03-27 20:06:21
Gravatar image "These items make a great collection."

In this case, the word "these" is clearly correct.

In the sentence that you're deriding, "these" is being used as a pronoun, indicating both attention to multiple objects, and the items themselves.

These are a great collection.

"are" in this case is the second person plural copula of the verb "to be."

These are [that is, they, plural, exist as]

These items, plural, exist as a collection-- a single collection.

E plurbis unum.

The original sentence was fine.

You jackhole.
The Winning - ...win   2011-05-02 03:38:02
Gravatar image It's wrong..

the correct wording would be "These make a great collection," "this is a great collection," "this is a great collection," etc etc.

saying 'these is a great collection' is wrong. Together the items make a singular collection. One collection made of multiple items. THIS MEANS YOU REFER TO IT AS SINGULAR, unless you're talking about individual items of the collection, OR many collections that make a larger collection.
Anonymous   2011-05-04 11:36:00
Gravatar image Try this: We are a happy family. Is this correct? It is grammatically the same as "These are a great collection." Cheers.
um, sorry?   2011-05-10 00:45:19
Gravatar image you changed we to these, it's not about a pronoun, its about a demonstrative adjective. so let's change it back.

these are a happy family.

It doesn't quite sound right. Try "this is a happy family" notice how "this" refers to the noun "family" which is singular. The word "these" could be used if "family" was "families". Ex. "these are happy families"

so by applying the above rules the sentence "these are a great collection", you find that the sentence should be corrected to "this is a great collection"

But seriously, lets find this guy who made this sentence fragment and crucify him for not being perfect (?) . You should all be ashamed of how emotionally charged you are getting over something so small.
Medusa   2011-05-23 12:12:27
Gravatar image People with such bad English know more languages then me and are able to get so many people angry in one sentence. I'm jealous, so can anyone leave his emo-corner so I have somewhere to sit?
Girl - re:   2011-06-01 21:31:27
Gravatar image "People with such bad English know more languages then me..." Wrong. It should be 'than me.' :lol:
anonymous   2011-06-11 17:00:20
Gravatar image Arguing on the internet is like running in the Special Olympics. Even if you win youre still retarded.
Pagan - Pagan   2011-07-14 20:42:43
Gravatar image I just absolutely love this. Excellent!
The Man   2012-07-25 21:41:30
Gravatar image I love you.
anon   2011-09-17 00:31:35
Gravatar image Funniest line yet!!! In fact, the line deserves its own Demotivation poster.
DTosh - IDC.com   2011-11-29 04:30:40
Gravatar image You got this off Tosh. O

DONT PRETEND THESE ARE YOUR WORDS!!!!
tosh is NOT original - tosh stole this from the world. yes.   2011-12-23 16:55:15
Gravatar image tosh stole this from the world. yes. :pinch:
Captain Shortbus   2012-01-09 18:06:46
Gravatar image My cats breath smells like cat food!
J-Bone   2012-03-10 01:47:14
Gravatar image *you're
Izztranlyn - Oh my!   2012-05-31 06:42:59
Gravatar image Actually, it is "your". "Your" being possessive than "you're" which is the shortened use of "you are".

You wouldn't say, "DON'T PRETEND THESE ARE YOU ARE WORDS!!!!"

That would be just too painful for the eyes to bare.
Matt   2012-11-14 23:45:59
Gravatar image Thank you.
derp   2011-06-18 19:18:43
Gravatar image IT SHOULD BE "THAN I" YOU DIM-WITTED FUCK! GOD DAMN PEOPLE CAN'T USE CORRECT GRAMMAR ANYWHERE! DIEEE!!!! PLEEAAASSSEEE!!!
Oh my god   2011-06-30 12:28:44
Gravatar image I can not believe i read this whole argument.
fungle   2011-07-05 20:43:50
Gravatar image these argument are hilarious
anonymous - This is a title   2011-07-24 23:22:28
Gravatar image Arguing on the internet... Oh, never mind, someone already said that.

You people fail.
HAHAHA   2011-07-26 02:14:11
Gravatar image in a bigger context, we all failed.

there's a poster for that
'share victory, share defeat'
Lenient-Grammar-Nazi - I'm a lenient grammar nazi so...   2011-08-05 05:45:34
Gravatar image The English language changes all the time, so "These are a great collection" shouldn't really cause such a controversy. Although I'm a self-proclaimed Grammar Nazi, I'm pretty lenient as far as stuff like this goes. But I am willing to kill people who say 'I kno rait? Liek it wuz totaly awsum!!1!!1!!!!!1!11!1!!' because nobody wants to see that. I'm sure that every person here has had a grammar fail at a point in their lives, and the wide majority of us fail regularly, but we shouldn't go crazy about it.
bubblegumsenpai   2011-08-22 06:11:26
Gravatar image I'm pretty sure though, for what it's worth, the proper way to say it is "This is a great collection." And almost all of you complaining about the poor usage of English grammer had a few spelling errors.
bozoclam   2011-08-24 04:26:08
Gravatar image I am topmost member of the grammatological society of Farthaven Connecticut. And I vehemently pronounce you all to be a huge collection of ass-brained pole suckers that likely have skipped their medication today, and if you haven't, then they should fuckin start!
Telemat   2011-09-18 20:45:59
Gravatar image You're all Grammar Nazis. Deal with it. now go away and let us spell things incorrectly.

--the correct way to end an argument.
anonymous - .   2011-09-18 21:09:04
Gravatar image I can't believe I read all that.
anonymous 2.0 - Random   2011-09-21 10:53:59
Gravatar image Me either - Epic Fail...
How narrow?   2011-10-06 22:20:16
Gravatar image It's neither! :D
Anonymous   2012-02-02 12:22:23
Gravatar image Theres practically no more room left to leave a comment here... This is the funniest exchange I think I've ever read, compelling reading all, well done.
Hotfuzz - .   2012-11-25 06:21:21
Gravatar image Did someone divided by zero ?
Jereth Khan - I'm Awesome   2011-10-06 20:51:17
Gravatar image
bozoclam wrote:
I am topmost member of the grammatological society of Farthaven Connecticut. And I vehemently pronounce you all to be a huge collection of ass-brained pole suckers that likely have skipped their medication today, and if you haven't, then they should fuckin start!


There should be a comma between "Faithaven" and "Connecticut" as well as a semi-colon after Connecticut to link the two sentences into one thought. After, "medication today", there should be a period and the removal of the word "and". The last part of your post magically changes from speaking to a person to speaking about a person. I recommend changineing the pronoun "They" to "You".
Prof   2011-10-12 15:46:49
Gravatar image I'm a high school English teacher. Fuck yo couch.
Really? REALLY?!   2011-10-20 16:47:09
Gravatar image IT'S THE INTERNET. GET LIVES. GRAMMAR DOES NOT=LIFE. HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER OR NOT, IT STILL SHOWS IMMATURITY TO ARGUE OVER THE INTERNET. No, this is not an argument. Or debate point. Whichever. It's a fucking RAGE.
Travitinesque - re:   2011-11-09 03:33:27
Gravatar image
Really? REALLY?! wrote:
IT'S THE INTERNET. GET LIVES. GRAMMAR DOES NOT=LIFE. HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER OR NOT, IT STILL SHOWS IMMATURITY TO ARGUE OVER THE INTERNET. No, this is not an argument. Or debate point. Whichever. It's a fucking RAGE.
what a bunch or douchers
fecal matter   2011-11-16 14:16:46
Gravatar image I had a bowel movement while reading this arguement. I believe that it was very important to share this fact.
fecal matter   2011-11-16 14:18:27
Gravatar image I had a bowel movement while reading this arguement. I felt that it was important to share this fact.
fecal matter   2011-11-16 14:18:56
Gravatar image I had a bowel movement while reading this arguement. I felt that it was important to share this fact.
Trollkiller   2012-09-03 22:50:00
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that guy   2011-12-03 19:17:39
Gravatar image trollolololololololol
bob   2011-12-30 22:27:50
Gravatar image *fucking*
S   2012-02-02 20:11:04
Gravatar image I love that you have grammatical errors in your post as well. Glorious!
whogivesafuck   2011-12-12 17:16:11
Gravatar image umm... i think i know your real name.... did you go to centennial hs?? and i completely agree. although it did entertain me to watch everyone argue <img src=ide:' />
true that   2012-01-01 22:27:53
Gravatar image Wow i just randomly scrolled down and am LMAO at this convo.... lol
J-Bone   2012-03-10 01:48:07
Gravatar image *cannot
SMH   2012-03-22 16:38:43
Gravatar image lollollol I know right. Thats just sad. I think I may have just found the bottom of the internet.
DTosh   2011-11-29 04:36:12
Gravatar image [...know more languages 'then me' and are able to get so many people angry in one sentence...]

[IT SHOULD BE "THAN I" YOU DIM-WITTED FUCK! ]

NO.

IT SHOULD BE THAN ME
Anonymous - Mr fuck ur mom   2012-05-14 03:30:37
Gravatar image Wel i hop thiz annoiz tha fucke out off u thaen yu beyatch

If u want to be a fuckin grammer nazi go re write the dictonary untill YOUR GODDAMN BRAIN DECAYS
Anonymous   2012-05-14 03:44:46
Gravatar image Join the argument down below, matter of fact u can go fall of a cliff like the rest of them
obloodyhell   2012-03-13 04:14:48
Gravatar image
Quote:
It's wrong..


No, you're failing, and badly.

There are TWO ways to parse that sentence, and you're locking in on only one, and that one is wrong. The way to parse it with it as correct grammar is to grasp what the OBJECT of the pronoun "These" is, which is the individual (multiple) posters, not the "collection"

If he'd say "This are a great collection", then, and only then, would the object of the statement be the collection as a collection.

P.S., an ellipsis has three dots, not two. If you're gonna be a Grammar Nazi, particularly emphasizing it, it pays not to push the irony envelope...
Ran.nam   2011-12-02 23:27:39
Gravatar image I think that I have worked this out. At first I thought it was wrong as 'these' is plural and 'collection' is singular. But, now that I have had time to think about it, I now believe that it is correct as 'these' represents the posters (plural) which make up a singular collection, if that makes sense.
So, for example, if someone had a small collection of novels, and you were looking at them, you could say 'These are a great collection'.
A better way to phrase that original comment might be to say 'These posters are a great collection'.
I don't claim to have a perfect grasp on english grammer, and this is just my opinion - as are I'm sure most other comments, so try not to get to aggressive about this.
FrankWartan   2013-04-06 16:46:14
Gravatar image Jackhole?
FrankWartan   2013-04-06 16:50:31
Gravatar image Jackhole?
David - Mr. Fuck your face   2012-05-14 03:24:40
Gravatar image "arguing on the internet is like running in the special olympics ; you win but your still retarted"

Shut the fuck up and go shove a dictionary up your ass...
b   2012-07-11 12:42:10
Gravatar image Got to here and wondered why I was still reading, then had to scroll up because I forgot what the original post was
Anonymous   2012-10-16 18:24:46
Gravatar image ^^And this one no understand how and where to use correct punctuation :P I don't really give a fuck but I find it to be hilarious that everyone here correcting this dude have all in fact fucked something up in what they were saying so fuck you all you fat fuck no life dicks I came here to look at posters and hopefully read some good comments but instead you ruined my fun with this bullshit :( I hope you all die.
Sincerely,
Me
truce   2012-02-07 21:06:35
Gravatar image yeah he be trollin sir
English speaker   2012-03-01 17:17:08
Gravatar image Actually "These are a great collection" -...is NOT perfectly acceptable English. It may be acceptable American English, but it is just not correct. For the hard of thinking, a collection is a single unit, an entity. These refers to a plural (more than one, in case I had lost you already). So, These are great pictures, and This is a great collection ARE acceptable English. Now be told..
obloodyhell   2012-03-13 04:16:51
Gravatar image FAIL, for reasons listed in above reply.

You GNs're just not grasping the object of the pronoun being used.
obloodyhell   2012-03-13 04:18:38
Gravatar image P.S., jaunfra below kinda shows it also --

He could say

They are a great collection.

And you'd not be whining about it.

These are a great collection.

is just a different pronoun for the exact same thing.
grammer guard   2012-07-13 08:05:01
Gravatar image "These are a great collection. Thanks for taking the time."

I use to be a grammer nazi like you, but then i took an arrow to the knee...

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juanfra   2012-02-19 10:50:16
Gravatar image I think she may refers to "These( images or pics) are( meaning "they make";) a great collection".
Pizza   2012-10-30 01:00:25
Gravatar image Kathy, I want to respectfully tell you that you should say "This is a great collection."

ALL YOU STUPID JERKS LAY OFF AND COMMENT ON WHAT YOUR SUPPOSED TO COMMENT ON. NOT A LITTLE SLIP UP HOW MANY PEOPLE HAVE WROTE "PLZ" THATS NOT CORRECT IS IT? YOU GUYS SHOULD SAY SOMETHING LIKE:

I know what you feel like storm trooper Cap. Kirk blew my job up. lol
How did I end up on this websi   2012-11-28 11:10:42
Gravatar image A round of applause for Kathy. :D
GEeeko   2011-10-31 10:27:10
Gravatar image Drive it like u stole it !! auto-sport.webs.com/apps/videos/videos/show/15149325-cls-drive-it-like-u-stole-it
bob   2012-01-04 19:37:28
Gravatar image This is better than all of those
http://www.fakeposters.com/generator/download/2012/01/05/ovie6q2xvm.jpg
obloodyhell   2012-03-13 04:24:55
Gravatar image Naw. not even close. The guy's almost certainly wearing a cup, so, while it almost certainly hurts, it's not like it would be without one...

Now -- There's a video of a kickboxer I saw years and years ago, he kicked some guy, the guy blocked it at the shin with his forearm, and the guy's leg comes down and apparently it was broken... because the next thing you see is his leg bending in the middle of it (not the ankle, right in the middle) in completely the wrong direction had it been a knee. "Joe Theisman", anyone?
lol - lol   2007-10-03 15:04:20
Gravatar image seen heaps of these, but definitly shows some of the best

nice work :D
Ink - Funny!!   2007-10-04 20:13:28
Gravatar image Good job! Loved it! Especially Politics, Ninjas, Powerlevelling, Houdini and Fitness~!
cory   2011-07-22 03:53:26
Gravatar image um... i didn't see the ninjas....
cory   2011-07-22 03:53:57
Gravatar image um... i didn't see the ninjas...
hahahaha   2011-08-15 01:41:31
Gravatar image hahahh of course. you cant see ninjas, man
hahahaha   2011-08-15 01:42:00
Gravatar image lol of course. you can't see ninjas, man
mick - good!   2007-10-04 22:18:30
Gravatar image that was pretty immense
Retards made me laugh as did Teamwork :) :P
mark - Teamwork   2007-10-06 01:19:59
Gravatar image At a Chinese restaurant today, my fortune said:

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Then I saw the above "Teamwork" photo! (Take a look.)
Anonymous - re: lol   2009-12-19 10:20:13
Gravatar image
lol wrote:
seen heaps of these, but definitly shows some of the best

nice work :D
Taylar wrote:
Awesome pics... but the teamwork one was funny but the more rats/mice.
Taylar wrote:
Awesome pics... but the teamwork one was funny but the more rats/mice.
Taylar wrote:
Awesome pics... but the teamwork one was funny but the more rats/mice.
Taylar wrote:
Awesome pics... but the teamwork one was funny but the more rats/mice.
Taylar wrote:
Awesome pics... but the teamwork one was funny but the more rats/mice.
Taylar wrote:
Awesome pics... but the teamwork one was funny but the more rats/mice.
Taylar - Awesome!!   2007-10-06 06:49:09
Gravatar image Awesome pics... but the teamwork one was funny but the more rats/mice.
KrasH - Unique   2007-10-06 08:21:13
Gravatar image put up the one with my copyright please.
Marco - re: Unique   2007-10-06 09:26:39
Gravatar image
KrasH wrote:
put up the one with my copyright please.
I just found these images around the net, so it's used on other places without the name.

Still, as I read the replys on your page, I assume that the original is yours and therefor I added your name to it.
Anonymous   2007-10-06 20:25:04
Gravatar image that is fine, I am aware others are removing my copyright, which really pisses me off, since I am giving the image away for ANYONE to use as long as my copyright stays intact.
Anon   2007-10-10 19:47:42
Gravatar image Jesus man do you REALLY care? Its not like u get money off it you idiot.
Anonymous   2007-10-18 09:40:20
Gravatar image Yes I do care, if my copyright is left off then other assholes can try to make money off of that one. I do sell it as prints, mugs and various other items, however it was not created to make money, it was done so simply to share it and have a good laugh.
Qelqoth - Re: Anonymous   2007-12-20 17:43:44
Gravatar image
Anonymous wrote:
Yes I do care, if my copyright is left off then other assholes can try to make money off of that one. I do sell it as prints, mugs and various other items, however it was not created to make money, it was done so simply to share it and have a good laugh.


Sweet Jesus, you're a knob.
Anonymous   2007-12-27 17:27:22
Gravatar image what bunch of assholes
god   2008-06-29 05:12:24
Gravatar image i see you :pinch:
son oh god   2008-07-21 01:17:35
Gravatar image :woohoo: Dad quit screwin around
Space pirate #1   2009-06-20 10:34:30
Gravatar image yar har har! find me ya booty! i mus salvege the dubloons! YAr HAr HAr
anon   2010-01-10 22:26:10
Gravatar image building quote tree :lol:
joe - yay tree   2010-02-28 05:48:00
Gravatar image ... wtf there is 41 here... liar
oli - RE: anonymous argument   2009-07-20 19:24:36
Gravatar image hahah you realise this is easily made into a demotivational poster retard... in fact i'll do it... THEN COPYRIGHT IT!! MUHAHAHAH loser
stop being assholes   2009-09-01 05:06:29
Gravatar image if we has copyrighted it, then it is illegal for other people to use to without his permision, so its up to him what he does with it. and im sure he doesnt need some stupid mong that doesnt know what a copy right is telling him what to do with his property.
Chris - Fail   2009-11-10 11:29:19
Gravatar image copy have varying limitations, for example software hase

Public domain, free for all to edit without recognition of author but must remain public domain

Freeware, can edit must recognize author, cannot make profit

shareware can share with others, not able to edit.

and normal conditions, cannot share or change.
obloodyhell - re: Re: Anonymous   2012-03-13 07:01:15
Gravatar image
Qelqoth wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Yes I do care, if my copyright is left off then other assholes can try to make money off of that one. I do sell it as prints, mugs and various other items, however it was not created to make money, it was done so simply to share it and have a good laugh.


Sweet Jesus, you're a knob.


Dude, the only knob here is you. He's not even saying "don't use it", he's just asking for credit. How's about I take credit for anything good you do, you freaking moron? Or are you the type who actually does no good, ever?

That's it, right? They say never put the cart before the horse, but you certainly put the horse before the ass.
Anonymous   2010-06-16 06:21:39
Gravatar image way to be an anonymous bitch while you complain.
Carley   2010-09-30 03:49:18
Gravatar image Anyone else see the irony on this particular comment? Anyone?
Peter S   2010-11-02 10:19:47
Gravatar image Thanks carley for yet another laugh after the posters ;)
vampy - yes   2011-01-12 17:14:15
Gravatar image yeah. don't complain if you do it too
Callisto   2011-03-29 07:09:09
Gravatar image Whahaha
Furiouschar - Wow   2007-10-06 11:58:13
Gravatar image I am laughing so hard right now my eyes are watering.
Tara the Terrible. - Epic.   2007-10-06 17:22:18
Gravatar image This is the most amazing thing in the free world. [Gaia smileys?!?!]
Crissy_yu - Thank you   2007-10-06 19:58:12
Gravatar image Really this is super! and thanks for this, i really spend a very nice time looking at it.
Cris
me   2007-10-06 22:26:33
Gravatar image whats with the ninjas? didnt get that
ninjageek - Ninjas   2007-10-07 04:56:46
Gravatar image They are masters of disguise
dark - re   2008-06-18 10:53:36
Gravatar image actually.. they are masters at hiding/concealing..
person - ninjas   2009-08-02 07:59:06
Gravatar image They are also masters of not actually being in the picture.
No really...   2009-12-10 17:15:41
Gravatar image There's one behind you now.
Anonymous   2010-04-16 18:31:00
Gravatar image If we have to explain it to you, nevermind.
obloodyhell   2012-03-13 07:02:13
Gravatar image No, that's just a dalek. Much worse.
Ryan light - ninjas are beast yo   2010-09-30 21:28:18
Gravatar image :angry:
Tomy - Disguise vs Hiding   2010-11-07 07:48:22
Gravatar image ninjageek - Ninjas: They are masters of disguise

dark - re: actually.. they are masters at hiding/concealing..

Ok, seriously dark, can you honestly NOT see that you said the same thing?! Do you understand 'Same Difference'?
EpicFace   2011-03-15 17:36:24
Gravatar image going to put it simply for you

disguise: to be seen but not recognised.

concealment: to be hidden and not seen.

so no they aren't the same thing lawl.
Tomy   2011-08-06 14:22:44
Gravatar image Re-read that, asshat. I never said "same thing" I said same difference. The intended outcome is the same, that others not know who or what you are, therein same difference.
Ran.nam   2011-12-02 23:02:54
Gravatar image Actually, 'same difference' would imply that there were two sets of two things, in which the two things in the first set were different to each other in the same way the two things in the the second set were different to each other. That is it's literal meaning.

Colloquially (informally or in slang) it's used to replace same thing.

I'm not sure which meaning you were using it for, but either way you're going to come off looking like an idiot.

PS don't bother trying to come up with some witty comment to try to make me look stupid because I probably won't ever come back to this page and very few people will actually read this far into an argument.
obloodyhell - re:   2012-03-13 07:03:59
Gravatar image
Ran.nam wrote:

PS don't bother trying to come up with some witty comment to try to make me look stupid because I probably won't ever come back to this page and very few people will actually read this far into an argument.


Liar.
Anonymous   2012-05-14 03:40:52
Gravatar image Going to put it simple for you

Anyone who thinks its cool to be a grammer nazi-No dick bitch who should get there brains beat in with a dictonary.

You- a complete waste of air who should die a slow painfull death

So yeah there pretty much the same go fuck yourself lawl
pete   2007-10-07 11:05:05
Gravatar image Then you did!
Phil E. Drifter   2007-10-06 22:45:47
Gravatar image Too bad that one from 'who wants to be a millionaire' is so obviously fake. I could do a much better job with photoshop than whoever the tard was that did that one.
Yeahjim   2007-10-07 02:06:21
Gravatar image Except it's not. Look it up.
Anonymous   2007-10-07 12:06:30
Gravatar image http://www.snopes.com/radiotv/gameshows/millionaire.asp
emily   2009-10-15 23:23:55
Gravatar image the link you sent us to says its false..... also.. snopes.com is awesome :)
Tim Handlerubbin - Bwahahaha...   2007-10-07 04:16:57
Gravatar image PWNED! XD
yo mama   2008-04-05 05:12:12
Gravatar image it is real i saw that episode
Anonymous   2008-04-30 20:36:40
Gravatar image It's not real you idiot, and you lied about seeing it on the telly. If you read the page which that guy linked: http://www.snopes.com/radiotv/gameshows/millionaire.asp
It clearly says it's a fake, it's just a bit of digital trickery.
jb   2009-05-27 05:14:03
Gravatar image busted!
I'm so bogus   2009-05-09 21:29:25
Gravatar image Its not fake at all douche-you must suck at photoshop!
Huh   2007-10-06 23:31:07
Gravatar image Can someone explain Houdini
Budah - um   2007-10-07 07:47:53
Gravatar image He was an escape artist and started out a sperm as we all do.
Tony   2007-10-07 18:03:27
Gravatar image Houdini is the best one !

---
Tony
Tomy   2010-11-07 07:51:47
Gravatar image Houdini escaped the condom as sperm. . .
Condom hole baby. . .
Escaped to be conceived. . .
What's not to get?
186   2007-10-06 23:55:21
Gravatar image Great Stuff ! :D
wise guy - Houdini   2007-10-07 00:41:52
Gravatar image Found a way out of the condom?
Brandon   2007-10-16 21:58:04
Gravatar image Broke out of the condom, he was an escape artist
Random_dude   2010-05-27 21:59:22
Gravatar image WOW! People can be so dense Eh?
nikita - : P   2007-10-07 08:17:14
Gravatar image LOL.
this is hilarious...
Shrikey - hehe   2007-10-07 10:49:20
Gravatar image I'm so surprised at the lack of AYB, that I made one up.

Enjoy!
Posted image
CrewinBruin - I know that 24hr fitness   2007-10-07 11:08:51
Gravatar image that 24hr fitness is down the street from my house. I always thought i was lame, now it's been provedin a demotivational fashion. cheers.
ninjageek   2007-10-07 15:11:09
Gravatar image I thought that picture was photoshopped - I couldn't believe that a fitness centre would need moving stairs (escalators) to get people to and from the front door.
ninjageek   2007-10-07 22:23:25
Gravatar image It's not just a 24-hour fitness centre. It is actually the entrance to a shopping mall, with a 24-hour fitness inside.

Here's the Google maps reference

3675 Midway Dr, San Diego, CA
Tubby - What...   2007-10-07 12:22:50
Gravatar image Unbelievable. I made that elephants/ moon one about 6 months ago, it spread around the internet and I didnt watermark it or anything

Nice list
Anonymous   2007-10-08 11:46:59
Gravatar image no you didn't
ze tuga   2007-10-12 16:23:57
Gravatar image if you had watermarked it wouldn't had the same impact :)
Qelqoth - Re: What...   2007-12-20 17:56:41
Gravatar image
Tubby wrote:
I made that elephants/ moon one about 6 months ago.


It's amazing how many anonymous net users claim to own everything. Everything except their tiny cerebrums.
sp0rk - i made that bunny one   2007-10-07 12:33:32
Gravatar image hah. Didn't think my bunny one would be here when i looked. Originally made at www.genmay.com
nerfer - Rabbit and pancake   2007-10-20 04:00:25
Gravatar image I hope the folks at GenMay, which reportedly made the Bunnies poster, credited Akutagawa, the owner and his beloved pet Oolong, the passive rabbit.

Also, there's a sequence of pictures related to Endings, the ducklings and the grate (or maybe it's different ducklings and a grate, but same idea). I don't have a link, but it shows a big family in the beginning and only a couple make it across and finally the mother duck looks back. Kinda sad, but there's a million mallards in the world (partly because they've adapted to urban life).
Anonymous   2009-07-24 21:12:12
Gravatar image One day you'll die.
Kinda sad, but there's a million more humans in the world.
jusssst sayin   2011-03-10 14:07:31
Gravatar image i think in your attempt at being a pessimistic asshole you might have thrown your math reasoning skills out the window.
Anonymous2   2011-07-23 03:59:16
Gravatar image Make that 6 billion.
MotherNature - Eh? Forty was a a lot.   2007-10-07 19:39:56
Gravatar image Having been a member of the Wailing list, since it's inception in 2000, i must admit, i have come to hold a very high standard in regards to anyone attempting Demotivators®.
..and Of course with the the DIY parody page, we knew the Pessimist's the world over, would be trying to take the, World Over.
(You aren't a Disaffected college fraternity pledge, are you?)

Nice effort, though.. A couple of them, are slightly more curious than most i've been forced to swallow over the years.
Though i have a sneaking suspicion, that E.L. Kersten, wouldn't muster a smirk.

With Respect,
~M.N.

[center]Posted image[/center]
Evil Santa - Great pics   2007-10-07 20:36:56
Gravatar image Keep up the good work. I'll link back from www.santadelic.com
SlickSock - "No Service"   2007-10-07 22:45:43
Gravatar image The description for the "No Service" pic is obviously innacurate. The pic represents a customer's dissatisfaction with waiting 30 minutes for service at a RESTURAUNT not at someone's HOUSE.
Anonymous - "No Service"   2007-10-22 18:17:23
Gravatar image That's a reference to the recent implosion of the mortgage market, due to the fact that they've been giving loans to people who can't possibly make the payments...in this case a 500k loan to a diner waitress(or waiter), and apparently and incompetent one at that.

I didn't get it right off the bat either.
Jenny   2008-04-07 16:05:57
Gravatar image Hilarious...
Maniac - Unemployment   2007-10-08 09:56:15
Gravatar image For anyone who reads Japanese or Chinese, see the poster near the storm trooper. It reads "Debt Consolidation"....

Man, that is just making it even more interesting when you take a closer look.
oleb - pamplona   2007-10-08 16:21:36
Gravatar image Love the "bad luck" one.. Ouch!
felipe - mekes me hapy   2007-10-09 01:52:33
Gravatar image that is very fun
i was sad but see that makes me hapy
thak you people without a job :D
cornflakes - what?!;p   2007-10-09 21:28:29
Gravatar image lol
-   2007-10-10 03:00:13
Gravatar image S(p)uf FTW !!!
fabio sasso - simplicity   2007-10-10 04:06:29
Gravatar image the best one... very funny
Wanderlust - Houdini   2007-10-10 06:20:19
Gravatar image :lol: Houdini has got to be the best of the lot !! Amazing way to drive home his exceptional Talent ! :lol:
albert   2007-10-10 13:04:29
Gravatar image one of the best things i ever seen

10/10!!
amazing - defintely the best compilation   2007-10-11 09:59:27
Gravatar image defintely uve done an amazing job , hats off to you , sucks you dont get paid but ...uve made us all lugh ;)
Anonymous   2007-10-11 12:26:29
Gravatar image the best one i have seen isn't shown here but it is a picture of the titans vs rams in the super bowl where the titan player got tackled1 yd before the endzone in the last seconds of the game. underneath it said FAILURE
when your best just isn't good enough
Anonymous   2009-10-13 03:04:22
Gravatar image that one is great, i saw that play. it sucks i wanted the titans to win that time (still go steelers so i really dont care that much)
Anonymous - re:   2007-10-11 13:30:29
Gravatar image
Anonymous wrote:
the best one i have seen isn't shown here but it is a picture of the titans vs rams in the super bowl where the titan player got tackled1 yd before the endzone in the last seconds of the game. underneath it said FAILURE
when your best just isn't good enough

Reminds me of this picture :lol:
John - Wow   2007-10-11 22:59:37
Gravatar image Very good
Eli   2007-10-12 19:51:43
Gravatar image My original post got deleted.

I was asking if there were any plans to credit these to the original Genmay, SA, and 4Chan members who created them.

Or the first one, which is directly ripped from demotivators.com.
Marco   2007-10-13 08:38:50
Gravatar image I already added a credit line beneith the article a while ago...
zanna - Math   2007-10-12 20:08:28
Gravatar image Particularly enjoyed the divide-by-zero one . . . thanks for the laughs. :)
uplink - hehe   2007-10-13 10:54:31
Gravatar image Good ones : )
Heir of Gryffindor   2007-10-13 16:02:06
Gravatar image Awesome!.. so Hilarious!..
My fav.. Powerlevelling... :D
Great job!
Lol - Star Struck   2007-10-13 16:53:05
Gravatar image Posted image
getvideoclips.blogspot.com - GET Video Clips   2007-10-14 09:23:32
Gravatar image they are simply awesome
wonderoffice.com - Awesome!   2007-10-15 11:25:20
Gravatar image Doyou have more?? That's funny!!
Anonymous   2007-10-15 22:16:19
Gravatar image Omg this pwn's ! :D
I pwn - ;D   2007-10-15 22:17:05
Gravatar image I love this page :D
jc - Funny   2007-10-16 01:25:42
Gravatar image funny stuff :wink:
Jay - Good stuff   2007-10-16 13:59:30
Gravatar image fitness gym sums up USA,

however my gym in has a lift
Lady_Unluck - Yep   2007-11-28 18:03:23
Gravatar image can't have those disabled people exercising and sh*t.
LAZERBEAM - Hi Geoff   2007-10-16 20:25:52
Gravatar image lol
S - Guy   2007-10-17 07:49:36
Gravatar image I created one of these too! Enjoy.

http://www.sitecreations.com/blog/2007/09/friday-motivational-poster.html
Nijram - Another one   2007-10-17 10:16:24
Gravatar image This one is cool too:

http://www.uploadgeek.com/uploads456/1/StarStruck.jpg
rol - Youth (beer)   2007-10-17 20:56:32
Gravatar image I made this one
http://diy.despair.com/show.php?file=poster19539796.jpg
Scott Roth.   2007-10-26 05:18:21
Gravatar image :D LOL!! THATS GREAT!! ROTFL!!
BCB - COPIED.......   2007-11-06 23:48:18
Gravatar image :wink: EACH AND EVERY ONE OF THEM. I THINK I MAY TRY TO MAKE SOME UP AFTER I PROCRASTINATE AWHILE...HEHE THANK YOU MUCH FOR INVITING ME, I APPRECIATE IT....STAY SAFE N STAY PLEASURED! LOVE BCB
lalalansdale@hotmail.com   2007-11-08 15:14:47
Gravatar image these are great
seymore cocks - ur gay   2011-03-03 12:36:29
Gravatar image hi ur gay B) :evil: :woohoo:
Anonymous   2007-11-15 03:01:58
Gravatar image HERE is my submission.
Wormbrain   2007-11-21 18:49:59
Gravatar image Celebrity Motivational posters

http://wormbrain.com/?p=134
p00k - I made one for YTMND a while b   2007-12-07 03:05:05
Gravatar image http://bukkakecps.ytmnd.com/
Snipe - comments   2007-12-08 20:02:44
Gravatar image The picture in Mom's minivan was hilarious.. mostly thanks to the seatbelt. The duck caption should change to "Followship: It's easier than thinking." And the elephant one could be "Poverty: Some people just deserve it."
Infidel - If you liked those...   2007-12-09 07:05:58
Gravatar image Yea if You liked those check out this site has THOUSANDS OF THEM.

http://www.thechaosnode.com
photognome - Merry Christmas!   2007-12-13 00:00:10
Gravatar image http://pics.livejournal.com/photognome/pic/0039tg47/s640x640.jpg
Qelqoth - Re: Merry Christmas!   2007-12-20 17:40:59
Gravatar image Definately fap worthy.
radiocaf - My Submission:   2007-12-14 17:55:58
Gravatar image Check out one I made:
http://diy.despair.com/output/poster43657682.jpg

Warning: Contains bad language!
Qelqoth - Re: My Submission   2007-12-20 17:59:32
Gravatar image
radiocaf wrote:
Check out one I made:
http://diy.despair.com/output/poster43657682.jpg


You need to save the image first.
Qelqoth - RE: Top 40 Demotivational Post   2007-12-20 17:38:37
Gravatar image I never get bored of seeing these things. Anyhow, here is one I created for internet drama whore, Chris Crocker:

http://www.cultofqelqoth.com/qelqoth/?p=161
Zack   2007-12-27 22:16:51
Gravatar image http://diy.despair.com/output/poster64657164.jpg
Cyber King   2008-01-04 11:45:29
Gravatar image Good set!
Thanks.
There is other useful tool for poster generation with ability print big size posters.
http://www.ronyasoft.com/products/poster-forge/
Mike18xx - Submissions   2008-01-06 09:23:20
Gravatar image Posted image

Posted image

Posted image
aaron albrecht - where   2008-02-04 01:35:52
Gravatar image where can you buy these?
anonymous - 4chan   2008-02-11 21:37:53
Gravatar image do u guyus realise that most of these are from 4chan.org

4chan ftw
Anon   2008-05-16 04:32:55
Gravatar image indeed
Kirst - Great collection   2008-02-21 14:23:40
Gravatar image Linked to you:
http://injoke.blogspot.com/2008/02/demotivational-posters.html
danny   2008-03-03 11:33:47
Gravatar image Nicely done!

I'm making my own blog! Spyware removal is effecient way to get rid of all spyware and adware!!
http://removal-tool.blogspot.com/
Spyware removal news
Mikael - over 400 more motivators....   2008-03-05 22:44:29
Gravatar image ....can you find here: http://motivators.hemsida.net
Ervin Shlopnick - Hot Lard   2008-03-06 19:36:10
Gravatar image Those are great. What do you think of ours?

http://hotlard.wordpress.com/2008/02/13/demotivational-posters-volume-1/
DJ Hennion - Motivationals.org   2008-03-12 22:17:13
Gravatar image We have thousands on motivationals.org
Were going to add the ones from this list we dont have
Tialyia   2008-03-28 02:36:41
Gravatar image FUNNY SHIT !!!! loved power-lvling, ninjas, and unemployment
Herbalife - I am all motivated now!   2008-04-07 23:52:17
Gravatar image Instant classic! Seriously funny stuff you managed to put together. Elephants are bigger than the moon anytime.
Louis Vuitton Replica - LOL   2008-04-13 00:22:22
Gravatar image LOl some of those pitures are super funny! =) Thumbs up to whoever drew them.
Burn - Burn   2008-04-20 08:26:35
Gravatar image http://www.burnedbytheman.com/rant/demotivational-posters-by-mr-red/

More Demotivational Posters
BigMac - Elephants   2008-05-16 20:14:28
Gravatar image Larger than the moon.
Motivational Posters - Haha   2008-05-30 16:05:03
Gravatar image Great posters, thank you
Paul Costello   2008-07-06 00:43:36
Gravatar image Here is my favorite!
Intimidation Shark Fin

http://www.wallsthatspeak.com/product/INTIMIDATION_SHARK/
AoOs - More posters   2008-07-15 20:15:16
Gravatar image Posted image
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Emily Heng   2008-07-23 05:22:10
Gravatar image Posted image

yup thats me
saucyshepirate   2008-07-30 18:43:19
Gravatar image Posted image
Jotter Scalems - More posters   2008-08-08 08:37:33
Gravatar image 3 New posters a day
smartsmartsmart - makin your own?   2008-09-12 13:52:53
Gravatar image if you want to make your own motivational poster, learn to use microsoft paint. Don't bother with a website. And for the love of god, it'd better be good.
Anonymous   2008-09-12 23:37:16
Gravatar image i dident see no f***ing ninjas?!?!
Anonymous   2008-12-22 20:55:45
Gravatar image that was the point
Anonymous   2008-09-14 06:40:55
Gravatar image Posted image
Jade - =)   2008-09-26 00:24:53
Gravatar image Awesome. ^^
Mebob - This one is good too   2008-09-27 10:07:30
Gravatar image Posted image
B0ttinat0r   2008-09-29 13:08:41
Gravatar image Does anybody know where I can find the brian blessed demotivational poster? I'm not sure what the title was but I know the caption was....

"Pass the fucking teapot would you mother!"

I thought this one was hilarious, but I haven't found it since, I would love it if someone could tell me where it is
Joozey - The Internet   2008-10-28 19:57:15
Gravatar image Nice site :)

Made one here:
Posted image
45% Credits to Thaif :dry:
cheese emporer   2008-10-30 04:36:29
Gravatar image woooooooooo wat an outragous fershmingertin
anaonymous   2008-11-09 14:21:47
Gravatar image I didn't see the Ninjas :(
Bryanna - Ninja's   2012-06-10 19:58:02
Gravatar image :( I didnt see them either
HyperNewbie - HALT!!!   2008-12-04 08:10:45
Gravatar image Posted image
Will   2008-12-04 13:47:30
Gravatar image Posted image
GEeeko   2011-10-31 10:26:30
Gravatar image Drive it like u stole it !! auto-sport.webs.com/apps/videos/videos/show/15149325-cls-drive-it-like-u-stole-it
LA   2008-12-13 02:02:07
Gravatar image Lol omg that last one was great
Dinnissus   2008-12-13 15:35:08
Gravatar image Where are the ninjas?
Anonymous   2008-12-15 06:38:29
Gravatar image The best thing about these, is after seeing all the BS motovationals all around the offices.

Posted image

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Reader20 - Emo's   2008-12-20 02:15:08
Gravatar image [img=http://img354.imageshack.us/img354/3081/motivator386313jt1.th.jpg]
Reader20 - once again   2008-12-20 02:16:04
Gravatar image god.. wrong link :P

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Bill - There is no one named Emo   2012-03-20 20:33:41
Gravatar image There's no apostrophe needed here. Emos is a plural of Emo. Emo's is asserting possession from a person/place/thing called Emo.

http://www.dummies.com/how-to/content/using-apostrophes-to-show-possession.html

Please. Educate the rest of the world.
AJ - High Ground   2008-12-27 22:02:07
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devin   2009-01-04 07:22:40
Gravatar image Fuck all you happy people
luka   2009-01-08 21:51:50
Gravatar image good selection,epic!
ambergerftriley - the jonas brothers   2009-01-11 10:42:32
Gravatar image made this the other day
Depressed - A few more anti-motivational posters   2009-01-12 08:36:14
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More here: Anti-motivational posters.
scotty!   2009-01-16 16:36:08
Gravatar image <img src=illy:' /> lol nice posters
Lithodid-Man - Safewords 2nd try...   2009-01-25 09:15:07
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katt - copyright   2009-02-02 19:39:34
Gravatar image Hi, I was wondering... what is the copyright like on these posters? Could I use them in a small publication? Like 20 posters on tables..
Jason   2009-02-06 23:28:01
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jason   2009-02-08 19:20:39
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Emmanuel   2012-03-14 10:37:55
Gravatar image Winnings winning.
anitalite '-)_ - Schizoaffective Thoughts   2009-02-09 08:58:15
Gravatar image Great collection of dysfunctional posters, demotivation is what I like. I think these are some of the top ranked posters I've seen around. Nice display of all.
R.Cade - Some more   2009-02-11 14:44:16
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The Gabernaut - mr   2010-03-11 19:39:08
Gravatar image holy fuck-those ones are awesome :D
Anonymous - Procrastination   2009-03-02 15:35:09
Gravatar image http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=2277370&l=cc520&id=731708272
Anonymous   2009-03-04 20:01:58
Gravatar image those were awesome lol :cheer:
Pwner   2009-04-01 11:26:56
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Ben   2009-04-03 16:02:42
Gravatar image I laughed my pants wet.
Thank you.
Keep going!
Anonymous   2009-04-19 05:23:56
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Graeme Pearce - Had a good laugh   2009-04-26 02:14:31
Gravatar image :woohoo: What a laugh
Anonymous   2009-04-29 16:43:41
Gravatar image :evil: :whistle: :pinch: ;) :woohoo:
Anonymous   2011-12-08 20:52:19
Gravatar image f**k ur life bro
Carbide20   2009-05-03 21:45:52
Gravatar image Love them!

also check out http://www.motivationals.org if you want to make more of your own or upload them.
noctis   2009-05-22 16:16:20
Gravatar image You mean top 41 don't you? haha!
jhr76 - Check this out if you like demotivationals   2009-06-10 21:56:37
Gravatar image Here you have 1800 of them:

http://forum.digitalpowered.info/index.php?showtopic=29378

Enjoy :)
Vaxis   2009-06-12 18:00:35
Gravatar image Here's one I made...

http://i712.photobucket.com/albums/ww123/Vaxis_Live/motivator.jpg?t=1244821981
Anonymous   2009-06-15 04:50:38
Gravatar image awesome
MnMz - funny shit   2009-06-17 20:18:46
Gravatar image Unemployment made me laugh. So did hope.
Anonymous   2009-07-03 02:17:58
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Anonymous   2009-07-03 02:18:46
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kanagaraj   2009-07-30 14:47:41
Gravatar image nice pictures....
nice work
InfernoKiLLa - ninja   2009-08-05 01:47:48
Gravatar image i dont get the ninja one
dan   2009-08-16 09:59:48
Gravatar image *sigh* because ninjas are realy stealthy
Moray   2009-08-20 05:03:00
Gravatar image there LEGEND!
rufus   2009-08-28 21:21:55
Gravatar image Best list of these i have found! great job!
Anonymous   2009-09-12 08:21:34
Gravatar image best one was the hoodini one lol
Anonymous   2009-09-14 19:38:54
Gravatar image I showed my accounting teacher the homeless one and my neighbor scroled up and she got to see the "Fuck it" one. :X
Fuck balls   2009-09-25 15:47:48
Gravatar image fuckin retards
Awesome   2009-10-02 02:11:59
Gravatar image That was very very funny! I laughed out loud. :lol:
Cris   2009-10-13 10:08:09
Gravatar image Nice and funny but some of them were just plain stupid.LOL!!!
Andrew - ;)   2009-10-14 16:39:12
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Anon - Lol'd   2009-10-28 17:33:08
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Anonymous   2009-11-02 21:59:09
Gravatar image didnt get the ninja one but the rest were great :D
derp   2011-06-18 19:24:34
Gravatar image yer dum
Anonymous   2009-11-04 08:06:42
Gravatar image I wish people knew what a demotivational poster is. Most of these are not correct. "Ninjas, there are four of them in this room" "THIS... will end badly" These are not demotivational. The examples here are sometimes funny, but not demotivational. "Adversity: That which does not kill me prolongs the inevitable" is demotivational. Get it? The concept word or phrase connects with the picture and then a negative spin is added to make it demotivational, that is the formula, it works, try it.
Anonymous   2010-08-31 06:27:19
Gravatar image THANK YOU. gah. I was waiting for someone to say it.
Anonymous   2010-10-24 00:55:59
Gravatar image I wish people knew what a demotivational poster is. Most of these are not correct. "Ninjas, there are four of them in this room" "THIS... will end badly" These are not demotivational. The examples here are sometimes funny, but not demotivational. "Adversity: That which does not kill me prolongs the inevitable" is demotivational. Get it? The concept word or phrase connects with the picture and then a negative spin is added to make it demotivational, that is the formula, it works, try it.

when you have to much fail you tend share.
Anonymous   2010-12-02 03:19:45
Gravatar image oh no, another one of those trolls
yo man , the posters are funny and call em whatever you want, dont be a douche and bring everyone down.
Just tryin to have a few laughs here brothaa
Anonymous - Undead poledancing   2009-11-06 22:06:23
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RomZ - LOL   2009-11-09 15:22:24
Gravatar image I really laughed at the tyra banks look-a-like




ahhahahahahAHAHAHAHAHhahaha
One of the funniest   2009-11-14 20:36:50
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Anonymous   2009-11-28 04:24:46
Gravatar image :evil: YTJDYJ
Patrick - What a great site!   2009-11-30 19:20:39
Gravatar image :woohoo: That was the greatest site of all on demotivational posters! <img src=ide:' />
Anonymous   2009-12-09 08:27:06
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Anonymous   2009-12-13 22:31:22
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john - Morality   2009-12-22 13:45:23
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perhaps "playing both sides" would be better?
Hotaru - Anime Fanboy Demotivational   2010-01-04 09:04:43
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Anonymous   2010-01-04 21:28:46
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Sorrow - Round Two   2010-01-10 03:43:34
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Anonymous   2010-01-18 20:09:15
Gravatar image "think" is my favourite
Anonymous   2010-01-20 05:23:52
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sepetli vinç - sepetli platform   2010-01-27 21:44:37
Gravatar image this information most important for me.
thanks...
Anonymous   2010-02-17 02:57:29
Gravatar image Most of this is just a bunch of crap and is just sick and immature! Grow up people, and expand your vocabularies, because having one full of "four letter words" only shows how asinine and idiotic you really are!
Anonymous   2010-12-14 03:36:03
Gravatar image Shut your ass!
Dracula1337   2011-04-27 13:42:52
Gravatar image So much to say for someone who just said "crap" :P
... i hate dumbasses   2011-05-05 19:20:40
Gravatar image you have included exactly 11 four-letter words (by the way you forgot to hyphenate your phrase) in your 39-word post. That is slightly below one-third of you post. Now, speaking of expanding your vocabulary, the word "obscenities" would have been a much more sophisticated word to use as opposed to "four-letter words." Now, will you stop fucking trolling until you can do it correctly, please?
asdfdsf   2010-02-24 05:08:47
Gravatar image A little bit different:

http://img522.yfrog.com/img522/3452/mexicaninvasion1.jpg
asdfdsf   2010-02-24 05:09:13
Gravatar image Here is the other one I made:

http://img85.yfrog.com/img85/4578/mexicaninvasiontype.jpg
Anonymous   2010-02-24 15:17:22
Gravatar image Just a few I made
Anonymous   2010-02-24 21:13:19
Gravatar image :evil: :cheer: B) :0 :angry: :( <img src=hock:' /> :X <img src=ide:' /> :) :P :unsure: :woohoo: :huh: :whistle: :kiss: :D :pinch: ;) :s
Anonymous   2010-02-24 21:14:10
Gravatar image :ninja:
eric - LOL   2010-03-03 23:57:19
Gravatar image Omfg that alcohol one is hilarious
Anonymous   2010-03-05 20:28:03
Gravatar image that was great loved them all funny very funny
nick   2010-03-06 17:42:28
Gravatar image it was pretty good but should be redone cause theres some really good crap out there
me   2010-03-08 00:31:16
Gravatar image Where is the 'MY POKEMANS' one??? That's the best of them all!
Lizzie   2010-03-27 01:38:10
Gravatar image Hahaha
Nice Job theses are all pretty funny.
;)
Diamondolphi - :)   2010-03-31 02:24:40
Gravatar image I made this one after seeing a video on youtube about a japanese horror movie. http://www.playlist.com/diamondolphi/photos/view/16094208513
SeventhFrost - No.   2010-04-08 06:08:48
Gravatar image Ah but you missed the whole bear cavelry and the bears with guns and the flying sharks and the penguine army and the skeleton army. All of that is forgivable, but... You Missed Sniper Jesus. Thus i must frown apon you.
Lisa - AWESuuuuM   2010-04-15 01:52:54
Gravatar image ADORED the divided by zero one, LOL! x :D :)
Anonymous   2010-04-17 03:19:34
Gravatar image I like the RETARDS one :D
Toorc - these are the worst demotivators.   2010-04-24 22:24:48
Gravatar image They're not funny...
Brunatix - ....   2010-05-02 00:42:46
Gravatar image [b]Yeah they are ¬¬ sucker.

Epic...XD ninja's one ruled.[/b]
michael   2010-08-11 19:06:17
Gravatar image you suck! they all were funny
Anonymous   2010-05-13 11:25:46
Gravatar image :pinch: :s ;) :whistle: :huh: :woohoo: :P :) <img src=ide:' /> <img src=hock:' /> :( :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :lol: :evil: :confused: = EMO
Anton   2010-05-13 11:26:12
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Guy - Demotivational   2010-05-20 20:23:09
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Guy   2010-05-20 20:24:21
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Guy   2010-05-20 20:25:18
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Guy   2010-05-20 20:27:28
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magus - Best demot   2010-06-01 01:48:30
Gravatar image Cool set of demotivating pictures :) But it is a bit difficult to browse it here and it really slows down my computer. Check this http://www.bestdemot.com it lets generate demotivators easily and some demots are really ok.
Anonymous - re: good!   2010-06-09 21:16:37
Gravatar image
mick wrote:
that was pretty immense
Retards made me laugh as did Teamwork :) :P


OMG! Those were my two favorite ones too! I'm still laughing!
seagull - hangbags   2010-06-27 03:18:57
Gravatar image They're not funny...
Fran   2010-07-22 11:24:02
Gravatar image Laughed from top to bottom
Thanks for putting that together, it made my day!
Anonymous   2010-08-03 03:01:28
Gravatar image i didnt see any ninjas in that picture.
Anonymous   2010-08-18 16:47:14
Gravatar image SOME OF THESE ARE JUST POOR
Uncle Demotivator - Nice   2010-08-19 15:02:18
Gravatar image Whoa, nice collection you have here :) I didn't know some of these.
Hellwarp - Good ones   2010-08-25 11:43:47
Gravatar image Some nice ones!
Literacy - Literacy   2010-09-09 14:21:22
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Demotivators suck - WOW   2010-09-13 19:06:36
Gravatar image I see these posters in frat houses, bars and they appear in places where drunk people are nearby. Arn't you celebrating posters to cover up your inspiration and being the best you can be? Then again , you could be downing a 30 rack and laughing at the posters. I guess if it makes you feel better! Some of the posters are offensive, point on target !

Future psychologist that have to help you people! more work for me ! thanks
herbalife - herbalife   2010-09-15 23:11:02
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herbalife - re: herbalife   2010-09-15 23:11:31
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herbalife wrote:
herbalife ürünlerine cok t
Anonymous   2010-09-17 19:34:57
Gravatar image hahahahahahahaha These are some funny pics. plz make more!!! >.< :woohoo: :pinch: :0 :P
Dzung - demotivational posters   2010-09-22 05:44:05
Gravatar image check it out
Quaylan - Ya me and my friends made it   2010-09-24 19:48:03
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Quaylan - re: Ya me and my friends made it   2010-09-24 19:48:39
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msn show - msn show   2010-09-29 22:26:35
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demotivational - lol   2010-09-30 11:27:03
Gravatar image This is my favorite:

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guest   2010-10-08 10:25:02
Gravatar image http://www.filmai.in/uzeik-183084.html

if u enter this site u find free movies... try, no fake
Juggalo-Wolf - Gale Force Winds   2010-10-10 12:20:08
Gravatar image http://diy2.despair.com/spage/11889737.html

I rather liek this one i made
Juggalo-Wolf - Black Metal   2010-10-10 12:26:15
Gravatar image http://diy2.despair.com/spage/90397917.html

Another by me
Dr.Dopholous   2010-10-12 19:51:29
Gravatar image YOUR MOM!
Anonymous   2010-10-19 21:12:08
Gravatar image Go on google images and type in chin balls
mike - Here is another   2010-10-21 11:15:53
Gravatar image Here is another

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Anonymous   2010-10-28 12:30:43
Gravatar image get better posters if you gonna call it the "top 40"
hi   2010-11-02 01:42:15
Gravatar image there are 41 wtf :( i am worried about your counting skills.
Manu - This one is funny too   2010-11-06 16:38:14
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Anonymous   2010-11-11 11:28:05
Gravatar image :cheer: ...too dope..
Anonymous   2010-11-12 21:06:48
Gravatar image omg. these are awesome :woohoo:
John   2010-11-30 20:13:21
Gravatar image my favourite it 6th from the top
Cola1   2010-12-01 23:46:36
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kiskface   2010-12-04 14:01:28
Gravatar image http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HjGO5PO1pU8
Anonymous   2010-12-15 21:09:23
Gravatar image :angry: :( <img src=hock:' /> :0 :confused: :X <img src=ide:' /> :cheer: B) :) :P :evil: <img src=illy:' /> :unsure: :woohoo: :dry: :lol: :huh: :whistle: :kiss: :D ;) :s :pinch: :!: :?: :idea: :arrow:
e576u8y - tyjrfy   2011-01-20 15:01:33
Gravatar image :cheer: :confused: :evil: :woohoo: :s :pinch: :D :X
Youtube   2011-01-26 21:41:58
Gravatar image http://www.facebook.com/pages/I-love-Youtube/188635117822609
Medic   2011-02-21 03:57:24
Gravatar image I am looking for the picture of a rooster/chicken and the caption 'I had a tough week, but Fuck, I made it.'
Can anyone help me out?
demotivationals - demotivationals   2011-02-22 10:15:29
Gravatar image very nice collection. i like the "reality" one
Anonymous   2011-02-25 13:19:14
Gravatar image i hate all of you
you r all lame
pics were good but ur all stupid
Bob - Cock Blocked   2011-02-26 23:24:59
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fdgnhhghbrfghfa - ashdcvj,dhbvfa   2011-03-08 02:21:59
Gravatar image :angry: :?: :evil: ::angry: fails
fdgnhhghbrfghfa   2011-03-08 02:23:12
Gravatar image losers vfgbvfkwjeghdbvshgdbkvuysgbdksuydvgsd
dipan   2011-03-12 23:07:38
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Black-frames - Black-frames   2011-03-15 08:57:28
Gravatar image http://black-frames.net/drinking-beer-you-re-doing-it-wrong :0 :cheer:
jack2100   2011-03-18 11:41:10
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ukku - ukglkouio   2011-03-19 06:28:23
Gravatar image :arrow: :arrow: :idea: :?: :!: :!: <img src=hock:' /> :X :dry: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:
buttpirate69   2011-03-28 21:28:52
Gravatar image only in this blog do i see people going crazy over grammer. right on
buttpirate69 - re:   2011-03-28 21:29:52
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buttpirate69 wrote:
only in this blog do i see people going crazy over grammer. right on


your name is buttpirate69


indeed
wow you're dumb - re:   2011-03-29 17:21:25
Gravatar image actually its not jackass. he can say "this is a good collection" or these are good collections" (if there were more than one). since it is one collection, the proper grammar is "this is a good collection
". so suck it.
arthfarth wrote:
"These items make a great collection."

In this case, the word "these" is clearly correct.

In the sentence that you're deriding, "these" is being used as a pronoun, indicating both attention to multiple objects, and the items themselves.

These are a great collection.

"are" in this case is the second person plural copula of the verb "to be."

These are [that is, they, plural, exist as]

These items, plural, exist as a collection-- a single collection.

E plurbis unum.

The original sentence was fine.

You jackhole.
James - Dear ArthFarth   2011-04-06 05:20:00
Gravatar image Mate, you're a dick :)

"These items make a great collection" is correct English grammar, and you stated that quite clearly. What's your point? Were you trying to say the correct alternative to the original sentence which was "These are a great collection"?

You said the orginal sentence was perfectly fine. You were wrong dickweed. The first guy make the connection between singular "collection" and plural "these" was right.

Way to go dumbfuck :)
EnglishTeacher - Proper English Language Usage   2011-04-08 14:38:16
Gravatar image "These are a great collection" is not proper English. It should read "This is a great collection," which it is.

One would not say, "These are a great website" (despite the fact that a website is a group, or collection of multiple web pages). Nor would one say, "These are a great team" (since a team is a group of multiple individuals).

Refer to the following link for a full explanation of proper subject/verb agreement:

http://www.grammarbook.com/grammar/subjectVerbAgree.asp
num nums - THANK.YOU.   2012-01-02 20:36:06
Gravatar image Thank goodness someone else caught this as well.
Anonymous   2011-04-08 18:18:45
Gravatar image <img src=hock:' /> :0 :angry: :( <img src=ide:' /> :cheer: B) :) :P :evil: <img src=illy:' /> :unsure: :woohoo: :dry: :lol: :huh: :whistle: :kiss: :D ;) :pinch: :s :!: :?: :idea:
Anonymous   2011-04-12 13:27:04
Gravatar image ur gayyyyyyy
Totenkopf71 - Good Ol' Days   2011-04-14 05:32:46
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Anonymous   2011-04-14 22:07:45
Gravatar image yuo fucking losers
Melissa - I made a motivational poster!   2011-04-24 23:26:28
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Nosferatu - LOL   2011-04-27 13:37:33
Gravatar image My favorite ones are Simplicity & Originality! XDDD
Debbie   2011-04-27 17:37:56
Gravatar image You all should get a de-motivational poster for arguing about grammar over the internet.. Retards.
Reira LV   2011-06-04 05:05:01
Gravatar image It's funny.I had save the pictures.
Pete   2011-06-20 15:19:39
Gravatar image THIS IS A GREAT COLLECTION. cheers lads
num nums   2012-01-02 20:35:16
Gravatar image thank you for having awesome grammar! LOL B)
Anonymous   2011-06-21 08:09:09
Gravatar image LOL :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :cheer: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:
Anonymous   2011-07-27 04:43:04
Gravatar image :( :X :huh: :unsure: :P :lol: :kiss: :kiss: :D :pinch: :s ;) B) :dry: :angry: :0 :confused: :cheer: :0 :cheer: :pinch: :D :kiss: :lol: :dry: <img src=illy:' /> :evil: B) :angry: :( <img src=hock:' /> :X <img src=ide:' /> :P :unsure: :woohoo: :whistle: ;) :cheer: :cheer: :confused: :evil: <img src=illy:' /> :( <img src=hock:' /> :X :) :) :huh: ;) :huh: :woohoo:
Anonymous   2011-08-01 02:47:39
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Drew   2011-08-02 17:08:32
Gravatar image So wrong... lol

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Anonymous - re:   2011-08-04 04:15:22
Gravatar image
Hewey wrote:
'These are a great collection' is in fact grammatically correct :-)

These (more than one individual item) are (present perfect) a (singular pronoun) great (!) collection (collective of individual [related] items).
Actually, Hewey, "a" is an article, like "an" and "the", not a pronoun, like "he", "us", "they" etc. That's taught in grade school. I should know. I teach it.
:lol:
Any other qualified grammar nazis gonna step up and show how poorly we've paid attention to our teachers?
:P
Lili Torres - just me !! jajaja   2011-08-08 05:31:35
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Joe Kraft   2011-08-20 04:46:41
Gravatar image I SWEAR I KNOW THE KID WHO'S IN THE FATTY POSTER..he goes to St. Dominic Blackhawks are their nickname and he's playing at Holy Family Gym
The requested Grammar Nazi   2011-08-24 22:47:33
Gravatar image "These are a great collection."

Unfortunately the verb 'to be' is different from many others, in that both nouns that it concerns are subjects of the verb.
The verb does, therefore, not distinguish between the noun before it and the one after it.
Therefore, both of those nouns should 'agree' with the verb.
This means they should have the same tense, number (singular or plural) and person (first, second or third).

This means that the top quotation is not grammatically correct.

If you think about it, it doesn't make sense anyway, because the collection and the pictures are not equivalent to each other.
"This is a great collection of pictures" is better (than the above).

PS: I only wrote this because I dislike people attempting to correct other people while accidentally instructing them to do incorrect things. The dude who corrected it the very first time is lame.
The requested Grammar Nazi   2011-08-24 22:51:53
Gravatar image Of course nouns don't usually change according to the tense.
If it helps people to understand:

"These (3rd person plural) are (2nd person singular or any person plural) a great collection (3rd person singular (wrong))"

The above is grammatically as bad as saying "A great collection is these."
antwr - awesome   2011-09-01 07:37:29
Gravatar image "That's awesome.
I'm so glad you started blogging and that I can call you my friend.
Keep posting and I'll keep reading."
:)
Not an English teacher   2011-10-10 07:50:19
Gravatar image I find it amusing that the English teacher who has thrown down the gauntlet for other grammar Nazis to "step up" failed to capitalize the word Nazi.

The inherent flaw with calling people out... lawlz
Hannah_Bell - re: re:   2011-10-11 19:04:41
Gravatar image Actually, instead of getting all intense and sarcastic, you should probably realize that it ISN'T perfect grammar.
"These are a great collection"
First: "THESE" is used in reference to multiples
Second: "Collection" is a singular item. The word collection refers to a group which can consist of many but the word itself is singular.
SO, you have "THESE", (a word refering to multiple) talking about a "Collection" (a singular item"
So no, it's actually wrong, but who gives a shit. We all understood the meaning.
So Take yourself to anger management or go try sounding important somewhere you might actually be right.[/quote]


This just made my day. Good day now. :3 :D
English major   2011-10-21 07:52:46
Gravatar image These be a collection witch is good.
Word Preneur - Best Halloween Costume Ever!   2011-10-22 11:44:56
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badfingerz   2011-10-23 05:27:37
Gravatar image Oh gawwwd I can hardly breath! Thanks so much for the laughs!
GEeeko - Drive it   2011-10-31 10:25:45
Gravatar image Drive it like u stole it !! auto-sport.webs.com/apps/videos/videos/show/15149325-cls-drive-it-like-u-stole-it
TommyK - LMAO   2011-11-01 03:09:06
Gravatar image :) That was a great lunch break. loved it
Anonymous - re: Who cares???   2011-11-03 18:31:08
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Really??? wrote:
HeyProfessor, who honestly gives a fuck? If someone speaks bad english, it means they probably one more language than you


So bad english = extra language? Or more likely, They're just idiots, like most kids seem to be these days.
Anonymous   2011-11-09 01:37:40
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Anonymous   2011-11-09 01:38:44
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ANGELA MOONEY - LIKEN IT   2011-11-09 08:26:55
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Nevyn - These aren't demotivational posters...   2011-11-11 20:54:26
Gravatar image Oi! Tards! Those aren't actually demotivational posters. Well okay - there are probably.... 2 in there that are. Top 40 indeed!

Demotivational posters are a response to motivational posters. So you would have a picturesque scene, and then a word - "Success" or "Achieve" or something... And under that, some wanky 'lil quote.

But people seeing them around A LOT found that they were sarcastic about them and ended up changing the quote to something. THAT is a demotivational poster. It's not just another form factor for jokes.
dr.death   2011-11-12 22:10:53
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Anonymous   2011-11-22 01:50:54
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unknown   2011-11-24 03:19:16
Gravatar image these are funny as hell
Deb - De-Motivationals: For when you're stuck in the of   2011-11-24 06:04:23
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Anonymous - re:   2011-12-07 16:09:44
Gravatar image Implied objects are acceptable use of grammar. These (items) are a great collection (of items). These (people) are a happy family (of people). That works too. This (collection) is a great collection (of items). This (family) is a happy family (of people).

So while "These are a happy family" may not read as grammatically correct, it is in fact a grammatically correct sentence. It just has no real context in the state with which you presented it.

"These Are" indicate the implied object is the multiple of items and not the singular collection. They are given context as they are a direct comment on the original posting of items for review.

I'm sure someone highly educated in the use of grammar might find objection to the original post as over use of implied objects or find a few grammatical errors with what I just wrote. That is fine with me. One does not need perfect grammar to communicate effectively, one only needs to be clear and understandable.
shelby farman - stop cussing   2011-12-18 20:29:07
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Emily   2011-12-24 10:30:51
Gravatar image been going through some of these..all I have to say is wow. People have alot of time on their hands. I guess I shouldn't really talk, since I just went down this whole entire page. -laugh-
num nums - oh COME ON.   2012-01-02 20:29:47
Gravatar image THIS is a great collection. 'A collection' is singular. These=plural. This=singular. Oy. :pinch:
faggets   2012-01-03 05:22:44
Gravatar image pathetic lil fucks aint ya who really gives a fuck about grammar look at the photos laugh and get the fuck over it and maybe then u can move outta ya moms basement
Jesus Was a Capricorn - My Friend is Judas   2012-01-04 00:55:44
Gravatar image Holy Shit. Grammar Nazis.

Good compilation this was. Laugh and cry it did make me. If you throw a stone at a cloud my name is Jesus.
e-thug everlast - Senhor   2012-01-06 00:03:44
Gravatar image i got sick of the constipated spell checkers that couldn't spell
why would it matter to anyone, as long as: 1) they aren't on some holier-than-thou trip that they can misspell and no one else can, or 2) they can't understand what a person is trying to say, or 3) the person is a retard american teacher corrupting the youth

and yes this is how to express yourself on the internet
and no tosh never ever had any original material, he still has often well put together material
i suppose you think the president writes his own speeches too
and leonardo decaprio says the most romantic things...
die die die
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Koçluk Merkezi - Koçluk Merkezi   2012-03-25 15:03:35
Gravatar image 'Collection' is a singular noun... had there been more than just one , "these are great collections" would be correct. Unfortunately, there was only one You have FAILED epically, not only at grammar, but at attempting to make others feel incompetent. Slow clap for you my friend... well done.
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ur mom - re: I'm Awesome   2012-06-30 03:51:44
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Jereth Khan wrote:
bozoclam wrote:
I am topmost member of the grammatological society of Farthaven Connecticut. And I vehemently pronounce you all to be a huge collection of ass-brained pole suckers that likely have skipped their medication today, and if you haven't, then they should fuckin start!


There should be a comma between "Faithaven" and "Connecticut" as well as a semi-colon after Connecticut to link the two sentences into one thought. After, "medication today", there should be a period and the removal of the word






"and". The last part of your post magically changes from speaking to a person to speaking about a person. I recommend changineing the pronoun "They" to "You".
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Gravatar image people should really get a life and just enjoy those posters WTH debating on the internet really gets you nowhere i am so surprised none of you actually know that :/
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