Adam's Apple: Adam, Eve and the Forbidden Fruit

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Adam's Apple

Who doesn't know the story about God, Adam and Eve and the Forbidden Fruit, the Apple? Wait, why is the word Apple linked to the website of the company that created the iPod, the iPhone, the iMac, the macBook etc.?

This is because here is a modern version of the story of Adam and Eve. Read it, and you'll understand.

The story is pretty funny and has a nice rhyme, but can be a little bit lsfw. By the way, the "Forbidden Fruit" became considered a form of apple, because of a misunderstanding of the Latin "malum", where malum as an adjective means evil, but as a noun means apple.

Adam's Apple

Source: Museum of Modern Fiction

"Get rid of the Apple! It's the Devil's creation!"

If that's true, than the Devil sure knows how to make beautiful creations.

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irene

2009-04-30 17:38:36

the story of the forbidden fruit

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Anonymous

2011-01-26 16:15:44

Dude gross.
Like wtf?
Its a story from the bible.
How can you be make it so cheapp :/

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Anonymous

2011-03-25 14:22:40

you are the cheapp one dude ...grow up religion is bullshit and there is no god...

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Biggest PHAN of the PERSON who - Lord of the last of the intelligent few on earth!

2011-08-25 00:21:07

I don't know if you are a kid or just a little your for the comment you posted but I have to say you are way ahead of any idiot that has come before you and will ever cometh after thee! I yeild my half a century of intelligent behavior in awe to your clarity of the reality that you have already realized at such a young age. I will bequeth everything that I will ever own and everything that you will ever need to your amazing display of just telling the douche bag earing over their heads dip$hit$ that you just told the PhUcK what's up... and with such eloquance and honesty to the point!

I am all about the no bullshit no pulling of my punches for the sake of sparing anyones feelings or need to hide their heads up their gaping wide open a$$es and I have still much to learn from someone at verbose as you are with a word not wasted I am humbled by you...and bow my head all the way to the floor...as I am just honored to have had the opportunity to read your words of faith and truth all wraps up in one tight little up your a$$ sentence.

All the rest of you should stick your tongues out as far as you possibly can and still that will not be far enought to get it up the @$$ of this prophet so that you can pay for your sharp words and stupidity in the presence of such holyness and god-like intellect. If your lucky and make a convincing enough effort...he just might let you wipe them off after you swallow all of the verbal diareah that you spewed his direction and ended up back into your own filthy mouths!

KiRbYdOoO... "The biggest PHAN of the person who posted this EVER!!!

Any mis-spelled words or poor puncuation is purposely askewed in order to keep you little un-worthy bastardz on your toes from this moment moving forward. IN OTHER WORDS PAY ATTENTION TO WHAT IT SAYS AND NOT HOW ITS WRITTEN YOU DUMB PHUKZ!!!

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Anonymous

2011-01-26 16:16:21

** How can you make it so cheapp :/

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Anonymous

2011-05-03 00:39:34